Sorry I haven't written for awhile. BUT YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED!! NEVER, EVER!! ZEUS HE CAME. U know I said he sent dat postcard, well like a week a go he just showed up on my doorstep, I woz out, but lez let him in, what a surrrrrrprise it was.
As soon as I saw him da shagathon started. It was a propa gud 1 2. I woz l8 2 pick up W from his grandparents. W has even started callin zeus dada, he is propa gud wid kids. HES DEFO MY DREAM MAN.
Da thing is Carly keeps insisting dat him n lez r gettin it on while im at work. But dat is ridic. Shes just jealous cos her fella is no greek god like mine.
Anyways I gotta go, cos zeus is taking me n w out for dinna. He said he wants 2 get away fro mykonos n sum escort job he was doing, n start fresh in england, course i dont mind. Its a dream come true. Dats all for now.
P.S Im so happy bout da gud weather, cos i lurrrrve watching zeus sunbath... in his thongs. YUMMY.
Saturday, June 5, 2010
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Its tru what dey say! BLONDES reli do have more fun. Since Lez transfoamed me in2 a blonde ive bin having a smashing time n i fink da fellas like it 2. Ive had fellas over me like ders a magnetic pull.
On saturday we woz out on da tan, n I kissed 2 real fitties. N I woz getting more attention den lez 4 once, she werent 2 pleased, but come on im blonde. SO BE WARNED IM OUT N ABOUT N IM A BLONDE TRACEY NOW.
I ave always luved Pamela Andersson n now i am finally startin 2 look like her. Im finkin of a boob job. I reli want big boobs. Im a 32B now but i reli want 2 b a 32DD like Pam. She is such an inpiratation, sexy n smart. Men cant resist, juz like dey cant resist me. I ave to save up now 4 probz a year now. Must find a plastic surgeon NOW. Lez gave me her old money box 2 use 4 my boob job fund. NICE.
Thanks Lez ur a ledgend. Tracey.
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Speedo thongs r v continenal, n im a lady of da world. I liek dem european fellas, like Zeus. Only a real man's man can wear those. I want my Zeusy NOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
Zeus, if u read dis, i <3 u!!!
Last night me, Lez n W had a gurly nite in, woz well gud. We watched Legally Blonde 1 n 2. Seriusly fab. Ive decided I wana b just like L. Shes sofistikated lady, n v smart 2. Im guna get Lez 2 dye my hair blonde. I fink ill get it from sainsbury, they sell dos home kits. Itl be like a real salon!!! N Im guna see bout goin to college, cos if L can do it, so can I. I didn't get all my gcses tho, but i fink it should be ok.
Wish me luck. Tonite we r gunna watch legally blonde again so we can get even more inspired, n learn from da teacher herself, L. But first dinner time, I'm finkin egg n chips, YUM. Lez is goin 4 a sandwich tho, cos shes on a new diet. Shes bin using dis new fitness dvd too, i fink it was carmen electra, dont get y she has to play i sooo f*ing louds, it distrubs me from watching da telly. she says she's gettin ready 4 da beach, hopefully we will be back in mykonos again woo.
Or maybe Ibiza, dunno yet, sumwhere bangin tho 4 sure.
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Hey, Lez here! YEAH! Trace is letting me write da blog 2day init. ;) GOOD STUFF. IM well chuffed. Anyyyywasy yh yester da wine went a bit 2 our heads, n afta headin 2 ma local n getting more bevvies in, we ended up at walkabat. It was a FITTTTTTT night! We were trassssssssssssshed. Our trace missed work 2day do, I culled in 4 her, but her boss woz like she hungova in she, i was like nah, but he wuldnt believe. He was like hangovas aint sick days HA! JOKER. Anyyyyyways we met thesssssse well sexy scottish lads last night, phwwwwwwwwwwwoar blimey. Bit of alrite dey were. we cudlnt go back to ders do, for dis after bash dey were doin, cos w was home alone. But we got der numbas, n is gunna see dem on sat, for a date. Sumin fancy I expect, maybe italien? Anywayyyyys thanks again, FROM ME, LEZ, OOOOOH YEAH. Ave a gud night ladies n gents, oook.
I luuuuuuuuuuuuuv da piccy!Its banging!
Luv u all,
Monday, May 17, 2010
Also I got a postcard last week, from my baby, Zeus, da english was pretty bad, but it wa basically bout how he can't live widout me, cos im da luv of his life init.
He is my greek god and i'm his english goddess. If we get married i would practicaly be greek which wud make me a greek goddess! Yeeeeeey!
If u read dis Zeus, I luv u!!!