Which Sex and da City gurl r u?

CHARLOTTE!!!!!!
Dats me! We r both classy ladies, but I live in Croydon n she lives in New York. We both hav wicked taste in men n clothes. Charlotte wud b well in2 da new golfin dat i hav started. N she wud approve of mi search 4 Mr. Right cuz she luvs bein a married lady. We both hav a kid. We both hav tradishonal values which is y i hav 2 find mr Right NOOOOOOW (shame Zeus, mi greek god, is in mykonos)!

Ta-ta
Charlotte, I mean Trace ;)

Farewell English Arseholes, and Hello Greek Gods!

Hey Folks!

Im 2 excited 4 our trip 2day. Yesterday i spent most of my sunday being extremly hungover. I will tell you everiffin bout Bex party. Well our plan didnt go as we thought. We decided to do a tequila race (we had to celebrate bexy). N afta our 5th tequila arsehole Rick came. It is a bit hazy since i was pissed as fuck. Well, 4 sum reason Kay decided 2 attack him!!!! She was kinda like when she did E that 1 time in Falaraki last year. Well neways, da bouncer came n told her she was kicked out!!! So we all had 2 go to anotha bar. Not cool. But Rick came lata and took Kay back. N Kay seemed really excited about seein him! They even went home togetha. I love happy endings!

Can't waiiiiiit, only 2 more hours and we're off to Mykooonooooooooos! I hope i find myself a nice Greek man who can show me around n buy me Ouzo! Safe.

I hope W has a gud time with his grandparents!

I will miss you, blog fans!!!! I will try and sneak some updates, maybe there is an internet cafe or sumfin. Cos what wuld u do widout me.

Luv,

Tracy.