FUTURE BAGLADY?!?!

Sorry for not updating sooner mates. U'll neva guess what happened. My parents kicked me out da house. Apparently dey didn't aprecate my party at all or da mess afterwards. Dey said Im a nitemare to liv with. WTF, dats well outtas. Dey also said W is spoilt and too whiney. I was like well f u mates. N now Im livin wid lez. Its well good, like propa gurls house. Accept 4 W course.

Update; Mi Bday

I no u hav been waitin 4 details of mi big bday bash. I was absolutely plasterd beyond any recognizition. Not as bad as Bex tho, 2 many Lambrini mixers, mate! She even did a striptease during our game of Twister. Her bf was not impressed wiv da pics up on FB. She was sooooo smashed she threw up injavascript:void(0) Lez's bag, ooooooooops. What a laugh tho. Lez n me met a tru fitty, but he went home wiv Lez in da end, I was too much 4 him I fink. I did end up pullin Larry whose mi mate Garys bruv, he's alrite he is, but defo not a keeper, still lookin for mi mr. right. ;)
Da party was slamming, every1 who matterz woz der. Mi house was a right mess tho afterwards, trust. Der was even throw up dripping of da banister, SICK. My mum WOZ NOT impressed. But I woz like Mum I aint cleaning up its my bday n aint it worth it, cos it was sucha gud party. Her and Dad didnt come down, dey just stayed in der room, dey MISSED OUT on sum fun.
Its Jemmas bday next, no way will her party top mine.

Dats all 4 2nite, Trace.

Which Sex and da City gurl r u?

CHARLOTTE!!!!!!
Dats me! We r both classy ladies, but I live in Croydon n she lives in New York. We both hav wicked taste in men n clothes. Charlotte wud b well in2 da new golfin dat i hav started. N she wud approve of mi search 4 Mr. Right cuz she luvs bein a married lady. We both hav a kid. We both hav tradishonal values which is y i hav 2 find mr Right NOOOOOOW (shame Zeus, mi greek god, is in mykonos)!

Ta-ta
Charlotte, I mean Trace ;)

Knackered

Oh mi god! I'm sooooooooooooooooooo knackered from last night, this will be short. It was epic. I'm so hungover from all dat lambrini. Juz chillin with mi parents n W. I had a cravin 4 fish n chips n eastenders, so my Mum brought back a takeaway, n we've spent the evening in front of da tele. Perfect hangover cure.
Laterz. xx

Inspiration

Barbie Girl- Aqua



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dGcYH6Fwj8

MEGA BDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ello all mi fans!
It's da big day, innit!!! Finally!! xx
I'm finally the big 2 0 babes! xx
I'm getting prepared as we speak. Lez is stylin my hair she is well good at dem tight curls, her hair always looks lush, so I know I'll look buff tonight, buff and ready to pull init babes.

I wanted to look extra fit, so with the tenner my nan put in my bday card, I went for a gym sesh. Me, W, n da gurls r currently munching on Maccy d's happy meals as we get ready. The pounds are practically dropping off. Gym, kids mean (instead of super size norm) = max fitness for my big day!!!!!!! xx

Im sipping my first cocktail of the night too, Bex, made up a well nice lambrini mixer, lush bizz, she should get a job in a cocktail bar.

Shout out to all my peeps who are coming to the big event.

I bet u wannna know what Im wearing, so I'll tell u. xx

Well the theme as u no is BARBIE AND KEN. So I've got me a pink dress, pink purse, pink stilettos and some big blinging earrings, (similar to the pic). Im doing some lush makeup too, lots of pinks, lots of glitter init. Im gonna be the shining star of my bday bash. If someone tries to outshine me they're beggin 4 it. Tho I doubt any1 cud.

Anyways I gotta go party!!! Got to finish gettign ready n finish off my happy meal.

If your coming to my bday party see u there babes! If ur not, ur obs a loser.

xxxxxxx trace!

Big Barbie Birthday Bash

Dey don't know yet as in my Mum and Dad but Im holding a little bday bash at ma house for my bday on wednesday. I went down to asda today wid loraine to pick up some supplies, such as da usual, paper plates, plastic cups, lambrini, wkd (just cos its my bday) watsits and cocktail sticks. I reaaaaally want dos drink umbrellas, deyre so class.

Loraine suggested I get some beer for da lads, but I was like noo Loraine, we is ladies, we don't buy booze for gents in it. She ain't half brained sometimes. I had planned to have an Anne Summers party too, but apparently fellas aren't allowed, n I know me n da girls want some lads around, I mean it's my bday come on. Thats a reason to get laid.

So I have decided dat my bday theme will b Barbie. N my Ken shall be there. I mean Zeus is my Ken, but I will hav 2 find my English Ken wait for better.

I need to find a babysitter for W still, as I don't want to be looking after him during the big event. ;) Cos I'll be on the PULL all night long. Anyways gotta go make din dins for W, spaghetti hoops and mushy peas, YUM.

N I picked up a kebab for us to share on the way back from asda, I do like treating W.