Action Plan: Rick aka biggest knob eva

As you may have seen on mi schedie, i had a double shift 2day at Sains. It was a bloody nightmare.

Anyways, i was s'posed 2 pick up W's Burbery shirt 2day during my 30 min lunch. I ran in2 Kay instead n actually spoke 2 her my whole lunch. Kay's havin probs wiv her boyfriend of 2 weeks, so dey hav been seein each otha 4 a while now. She said she heard from our friend Debbie who heard from her friend Jill who heard from her friend Jo (or Jane or sumffin) dat her boyfriend Rick was cheating on Kay wiv dis slag Jazmyn. We made a real sneak plan. We are going to SPY on dat Rick when he is out on Bex's birthday. He wont know who we are since we will be real dressed up, disguised in rock n roll outfits. Mega master plan!

Course now i don't have little W's shirt... Though!!! I did meet David (luvaboy) on my way home from work. He is so fit. Gettin 2 da point, he said he could get me a little baby shirt 4 W 4 20 quid. A right deal! I gave him da money on da spot. He is coming to baby W's party and giving it. W will be soooooo happy!

See yas!

Trace

PS. Doncha luv da pic???

Burberry Blues…

I hear David owns da stall at the market dat has all da Burberry stuff. Cos I shagged him propa, he shud give me a discount. Dat damn slimball ain’t called me yet. He effin’ promised he wud. I ave 2 get dat shirt for baby Wayne. He must look propa gud 4 his 2^nd birthday. Every1 wants to see W on his birthday. I invited every1. If David ruins baby W’s birthday I’ll be pissed. He beta call or Im guna make a propa scene at da market, he will wish he’d effin called me I tell ya now.

Tomora Im sposed to meet W’s dad Gavin at our local. I know W’s guna be famous one day, cos his dad is a well gud actor. I met him on a skul trip, he was working in da cloakroom of our theatre. He’s still der now waiting for his big chance. He ain’t got a part yet, but he’s only been working der 8 yrs. W’s guna be a propa luka 2, cos he’s got my looks, n Gavin’s acting skills.

W is going to be the next Becks, but for films.

Only The Very Best 4 My Baby

Me thinx dis shirt will look fab on W. He's almost 2 now. So it's time 4 his first Burberry shirt. I saw 1 at da market. N every1 luvs a little Burberry. W will be very handsome in it. If Kingston (Gwen Stefani's babe) can hav 1 then so should baby W. Only the very best for Kingston.

Kayleigh is coming in a couple. Lambrini madness! Must run!

Lots of Luv!