Action Plan: Rick aka biggest knob eva

As you may have seen on mi schedie, i had a double shift 2day at Sains. It was a bloody nightmare.

Anyways, i was s'posed 2 pick up W's Burbery shirt 2day during my 30 min lunch. I ran in2 Kay instead n actually spoke 2 her my whole lunch. Kay's havin probs wiv her boyfriend of 2 weeks, so dey hav been seein each otha 4 a while now. She said she heard from our friend Debbie who heard from her friend Jill who heard from her friend Jo (or Jane or sumffin) dat her boyfriend Rick was cheating on Kay wiv dis slag Jazmyn. We made a real sneak plan. We are going to SPY on dat Rick when he is out on Bex's birthday. He wont know who we are since we will be real dressed up, disguised in rock n roll outfits. Mega master plan!

Course now i don't have little W's shirt... Though!!! I did meet David (luvaboy) on my way home from work. He is so fit. Gettin 2 da point, he said he could get me a little baby shirt 4 W 4 20 quid. A right deal! I gave him da money on da spot. He is coming to baby W's party and giving it. W will be soooooo happy!

See yas!

Trace

PS. Doncha luv da pic???

A girls got 2 do, what a girl’s got 2 do…

Ok, soz 4 not writin l8ly, but Ive been well busy, at my new job, dey had me on a double shift, so I worked like all Saturday, n was well tired. I didn’t even go out Sat night, just went home n watched the tele, bit shit really. Bit bummed dat I didn’t get my dose vodka though, but whateva.

Well so far work seems alright, tho on ma first shift I snuck sum choccy on ma lunch break, but I 4got to throw away da wrappers n I was well worried dey’d catch me, but it’s all good. I got another double shift on Monday 2, I miss ma job at karma sutra now I tells ya, but a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do, rite?

Dat damn David hasn’t called yet either. I’m startin to think dat he was using me and everiffin. Dis sucks, I woz luking 4ward to spendin sum time in his luxury flat n 4 discounts at the Burberry stall. It’s time to find anotha man in my life.

Well I must leave ya now. I entered W into a “Cutest Baby contest” at a store down da road. It may be Wayny’s big break. He will most def win. He is quite da looka.

Luv,

T

Last Night was THE Night!!!

Last night was well good. Course I pulled David. N Kayleigh managed to get that Brian who works in the chippy. We did ave sum hastle from her ex tho, he called Kayleigh a slapper n then said she'd stolen sum stuff of his. WHICH SHE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH!!!
KAY NEVER STOLE ANYTHING, WELL EXCEPT THOSE KNICKERS FROM ASDA ONCE. BUT THAT DOESNT COUNT BECAUSE SHE REALLY NEEDED THEM...

All in all it was a good nite tho, i was pissed as n i lost my new look thong on some road near davids, core he werent half eager, we didnt even use a johnny.
yh if ive got another w on da way im gonna get all the dosh i can outta david.