Best Suprise EVA: Zeus is BACK!!!

Sorry I haven't written for awhile. BUT YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED!! NEVER, EVER!! ZEUS HE CAME. U know I said he sent dat postcard, well like a week a go he just showed up on my doorstep, I woz out, but lez let him in, what a surrrrrrprise it was.

As soon as I saw him da shagathon started. It was a propa gud 1 2. I woz l8 2 pick up W from his grandparents. W has even started callin zeus dada, he is propa gud wid kids. HES DEFO MY DREAM MAN.

Da thing is Carly keeps insisting dat him n lez r gettin it on while im at work. But dat is ridic. Shes just jealous cos her fella is no greek god like mine.

Anyways I gotta go, cos zeus is taking me n w out for dinna. He said he wants 2 get away fro mykonos n sum escort job he was doing, n start fresh in england, course i dont mind. Its a dream come true. Dats all for now.

Trace. xxxxxxxxx

P.S Im so happy bout da gud weather, cos i lurrrrve watching zeus sunbath... in his thongs. YUMMY.

Sexy Stuff

Speedo thongs r v continenal, n im a lady of da world. I liek dem european fellas, like Zeus. Only a real man's man can wear those. I want my Zeusy NOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

Zeus, if u read dis, i <3 u!!!

Post Card from my Baby

Also I got a postcard last week, from my baby, Zeus, da english was pretty bad, but it wa basically bout how he can't live widout me, cos im da luv of his life init.

He is my greek god and i'm his english goddess. If we get married i would practicaly be greek which wud make me a greek goddess! Yeeeeeey!

If u read dis Zeus, I luv u!!!

Which Sex and da City gurl r u?

CHARLOTTE!!!!!!
Dats me! We r both classy ladies, but I live in Croydon n she lives in New York. We both hav wicked taste in men n clothes. Charlotte wud b well in2 da new golfin dat i hav started. N she wud approve of mi search 4 Mr. Right cuz she luvs bein a married lady. We both hav a kid. We both hav tradishonal values which is y i hav 2 find mr Right NOOOOOOW (shame Zeus, mi greek god, is in mykonos)!

Ta-ta
Charlotte, I mean Trace ;)