Best Suprise EVA: Zeus is BACK!!!

Sorry I haven't written for awhile. BUT YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED!! NEVER, EVER!! ZEUS HE CAME. U know I said he sent dat postcard, well like a week a go he just showed up on my doorstep, I woz out, but lez let him in, what a surrrrrrprise it was.

As soon as I saw him da shagathon started. It was a propa gud 1 2. I woz l8 2 pick up W from his grandparents. W has even started callin zeus dada, he is propa gud wid kids. HES DEFO MY DREAM MAN.

Da thing is Carly keeps insisting dat him n lez r gettin it on while im at work. But dat is ridic. Shes just jealous cos her fella is no greek god like mine.

Anyways I gotta go, cos zeus is taking me n w out for dinna. He said he wants 2 get away fro mykonos n sum escort job he was doing, n start fresh in england, course i dont mind. Its a dream come true. Dats all for now.

Trace. xxxxxxxxx

P.S Im so happy bout da gud weather, cos i lurrrrve watching zeus sunbath... in his thongs. YUMMY.

Legally Blonde makes it in Croydon

Its tru what dey say! BLONDES reli do have more fun. Since Lez transfoamed me in2 a blonde ive bin having a smashing time n i fink da fellas like it 2. Ive had fellas over me like ders a magnetic pull.

On saturday we woz out on da tan, n I kissed 2 real fitties. N I woz getting more attention den lez 4 once, she werent 2 pleased, but come on im blonde. SO BE WARNED IM OUT N ABOUT N IM A BLONDE TRACEY NOW.

I ave always luved Pamela Andersson n now i am finally startin 2 look like her. Im finkin of a boob job. I reli want big boobs. Im a 32B now but i reli want 2 b a 32DD like Pam. She is such an inpiratation, sexy n smart. Men cant resist, juz like dey cant resist me. I ave to save up now 4 probz a year now. Must find a plastic surgeon NOW. Lez gave me her old money box 2 use 4 my boob job fund. NICE.

Thanks Lez ur a ledgend. Tracey.

From Lez with Luv

Hey, Lez here! YEAH! Trace is letting me write da blog 2day init. ;) GOOD STUFF. IM well chuffed. Anyyyywasy yh yester da wine went a bit 2 our heads, n afta headin 2 ma local n getting more bevvies in, we ended up at walkabat. It was a FITTTTTTT night! We were trassssssssssssshed. Our trace missed work 2day do, I culled in 4 her, but her boss woz like she hungova in she, i was like nah, but he wuldnt believe. He was like hangovas aint sick days HA! JOKER. Anyyyyyways we met thesssssse well sexy scottish lads last night, phwwwwwwwwwwwoar blimey. Bit of alrite dey were. we cudlnt go back to ders do, for dis after bash dey were doin, cos w was home alone. But we got der numbas, n is gunna see dem on sat, for a date. Sumin fancy I expect, maybe italien? Anywayyyyys thanks again, FROM ME, LEZ, OOOOOH YEAH. Ave a gud night ladies n gents, oook.

I luuuuuuuuuuuuuv da piccy!Its banging!

Luv u all,

Leeeeeeeeeeeeeez

FUTURE BAGLADY?!?!

Sorry for not updating sooner mates. U'll neva guess what happened. My parents kicked me out da house. Apparently dey didn't aprecate my party at all or da mess afterwards. Dey said Im a nitemare to liv with. WTF, dats well outtas. Dey also said W is spoilt and too whiney. I was like well f u mates. N now Im livin wid lez. Its well good, like propa gurls house. Accept 4 W course.

Update; Mi Bday

I no u hav been waitin 4 details of mi big bday bash. I was absolutely plasterd beyond any recognizition. Not as bad as Bex tho, 2 many Lambrini mixers, mate! She even did a striptease during our game of Twister. Her bf was not impressed wiv da pics up on FB. She was sooooo smashed she threw up injavascript:void(0) Lez's bag, ooooooooops. What a laugh tho. Lez n me met a tru fitty, but he went home wiv Lez in da end, I was too much 4 him I fink. I did end up pullin Larry whose mi mate Garys bruv, he's alrite he is, but defo not a keeper, still lookin for mi mr. right. ;)
Da party was slamming, every1 who matterz woz der. Mi house was a right mess tho afterwards, trust. Der was even throw up dripping of da banister, SICK. My mum WOZ NOT impressed. But I woz like Mum I aint cleaning up its my bday n aint it worth it, cos it was sucha gud party. Her and Dad didnt come down, dey just stayed in der room, dey MISSED OUT on sum fun.
Its Jemmas bday next, no way will her party top mine.

Dats all 4 2nite, Trace.

MEGA BDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ello all mi fans!
It's da big day, innit!!! Finally!! xx
I'm finally the big 2 0 babes! xx
I'm getting prepared as we speak. Lez is stylin my hair she is well good at dem tight curls, her hair always looks lush, so I know I'll look buff tonight, buff and ready to pull init babes.

I wanted to look extra fit, so with the tenner my nan put in my bday card, I went for a gym sesh. Me, W, n da gurls r currently munching on Maccy d's happy meals as we get ready. The pounds are practically dropping off. Gym, kids mean (instead of super size norm) = max fitness for my big day!!!!!!! xx

Im sipping my first cocktail of the night too, Bex, made up a well nice lambrini mixer, lush bizz, she should get a job in a cocktail bar.

Shout out to all my peeps who are coming to the big event.

I bet u wannna know what Im wearing, so I'll tell u. xx

Well the theme as u no is BARBIE AND KEN. So I've got me a pink dress, pink purse, pink stilettos and some big blinging earrings, (similar to the pic). Im doing some lush makeup too, lots of pinks, lots of glitter init. Im gonna be the shining star of my bday bash. If someone tries to outshine me they're beggin 4 it. Tho I doubt any1 cud.

Anyways I gotta go party!!! Got to finish gettign ready n finish off my happy meal.

If your coming to my bday party see u there babes! If ur not, ur obs a loser.

xxxxxxx trace!