Thursday, August 13, 2009
Monday, August 3, 2009
Friday, July 31, 2009
Sorry I ain’t written for a while, but it was our W’s bday on Weds, I was so hungover yester, I dunno how I made it thru work I tells ya.
W’s bday was immense, all my m8s showed up, n W’s daddy, Gavin brought loadsa xtra alcohol, so we all got real smashed.
I was real pissed at David for awhile, cos he only came 2 da last half hr of da party, n he missed W’s big bday moment, but he made it up 2 me in the bedroom if u know what I mean. He did bring da shirt along wiv him. W looks like propa supastar now. We even have nicknames now, so I think it’s getting serious, before he left in the morning, he went “bye ma lil’ slapper”, we is meana be, ma name for him, is baby-bear, cos he is well cute. Wish I had a foto 2 show you all, cos he is fit as.
Ive already finished mah shift and I’m well tired. I will watch some gud movies and den hit da sack. Tomoz is gunna be a nite of madness. BEX PARTY TOMOZZZZ!! Im wearing da shirt I showed 2 you b4. I’ll be 2 hot 2 handle. Baby-Bear said he wud be comin. I can’t WAIT!!!!!!
Our W had a footie cake for his bday, looked bit like da one in da piccie.
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
PS. Doncha luv da pic???
Monday, July 27, 2009
I hav so much stuff 2 do dis week. Juz luk at mi schedule:
Lately I've been thinking bout ma holiday wardrobe, so far I've chosen a few bikinis, a sarong, n of corse Im gonna bring my cowboy hat, which I got for Kayla's hen do. My wardrobe is gonna be safe m8s.
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Grrr, I ain't half mad, Im bloody pissed, W didn't win da baby competition. He didn't even come 3rd, dem judges must be stupid as fuck. W is a looker all my m8s say so. N i know hes gonna be a star.
Ok, soz 4 not writin l8ly, but Ive been well busy, at my new job, dey had me on a double shift, so I worked like all Saturday, n was well tired. I didn’t even go out Sat night, just went home n watched the tele, bit shit really. Bit bummed dat I didn’t get my dose vodka though, but whateva.
Well so far work seems alright, tho on ma first shift I snuck sum choccy on ma lunch break, but I 4got to throw away da wrappers n I was well worried dey’d catch me, but it’s all good. I got another double shift on Monday 2, I miss ma job at karma sutra now I tells ya, but a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do, rite?
Dat damn David hasn’t called yet either. I’m startin to think dat he was using me and everiffin. Dis sucks, I woz luking 4ward to spendin sum time in his luxury flat n 4 discounts at the Burberry stall. It’s time to find anotha man in my life.
Well I must leave ya now. I entered W into a “Cutest Baby contest” at a store down da road. It may be Wayny’s big break. He will most def win. He is quite da looka.
Thursday, July 23, 2009
2day woz not gud, it must be sed. Dem arseholes at karma sutra gave me da boot. I made 1 little mistake n I got da sack. N its W’s bday soon n I got my holiday 2 pay 4, I’m pissed I tells u.
Well it weren’t my fault, 1 of da chefs didn’t come in2 work 2day, so I was asked to help out. Dey told me 2 put some spice in sum curry, so I did. Da spices was in dis big tub, I thought it woz weird dey wanted me 2 put all dat in. Turns out chef meant one scoop full, not one tub. But how was I sposed 2 know?!
Anyways I gotta get booze n dat for our W’s bday n I still gotta get his present. Its not a party if der ain’t no Lambrini and W has 2 look propa!!
Anyways I walked by our local Sainsburys on my way home 2 see if I cud bag myself a new job. Turns out I can, my tryout is tomora, safe!
David still ain’t called yet. But my meeting with Gav went ok, he wants me back, but I said no. I’ve found a beta man now, n who knows what will be waiting for me in Myknonos. He gave me some dosh for our W’s bday n he sed he’ll be der on the big day. I got him 2 pay for me dinner n me drinks. Maxed out!
I effin hope I get dat damn job or else maybe I can flirt a bit wiv da manager!
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
I hear David owns da stall at the market dat has all da Burberry stuff. Cos I shagged him propa, he shud give me a discount. Dat damn slimball ain’t called me yet. He effin’ promised he wud. I ave 2 get dat shirt for baby Wayne. He must look propa gud 4 his 2nd birthday. Every1 wants to see W on his birthday. I invited every1. If David ruins baby W’s birthday I’ll be pissed. He beta call or Im guna make a propa scene at da market, he will wish he’d effin called me I tell ya now.
Tomora Im sposed to meet W’s dad Gavin at our local. I know W’s guna be famous one day, cos his dad is a well gud actor. I met him on a skul trip, he was working in da cloakroom of our theatre. He’s still der now waiting for his big chance. He ain’t got a part yet, but he’s only been working der 8 yrs. W’s guna be a propa luka 2, cos he’s got my looks, n Gavin’s acting skills.
W is going to be the next Becks, but for films.
Everifin is found on my fav site, www.asos.com, everifin on sales of course!
This top is so wickid. It would look great with my new hot pink hot pants, i think its well classy, perfect for dinner out with ma gurls or a night on da town.
KAY NEVER STOLE ANYTHING, WELL EXCEPT THOSE KNICKERS FROM ASDA ONCE. BUT THAT DOESNT COUNT BECAUSE SHE REALLY NEEDED THEM...
All in all it was a good nite tho, i was pissed as n i lost my new look thong on some road near davids, core he werent half eager, we didnt even use a johnny.
yh if ive got another w on da way im gonna get all the dosh i can outta david.