Golf Maniac- A Classy Young Lady

Hey peeps. I had da best idea, u no dat Tiger Woods, da buff, rich golfer. Well I was reading about his affair, n I thought if I join a golf club I could meet someone just like him and get me a husband, so W can have a chnace to go to hollywood. Golf wife is da new WAG init. Der ain't no affordable golf clubs around ere, and da last one I went to kicked me out. Who do dey think they r? Better than me?!

But we ave this well good mini-golf place. Me, W and some of da girls like to hang out at der burger bar in polo shirts- compliments of primark. ;)Sometimes we even play around, at 2.50 a pop its a bit steep tho, n I prefer spending that money on chips. But we is sure some hot, rich golfer will come our way, we just has to wait n look pretty, which is where matching pink polos come in handy. I'm thinkin of gettin myself some hot pink nailpolish to match...

Plus if I has an affair with someone like Tiger I might get my photo in a magazine, da girls would be well jealous.

Burberry Blues…

I hear David owns da stall at the market dat has all da Burberry stuff. Cos I shagged him propa, he shud give me a discount. Dat damn slimball ain’t called me yet. He effin’ promised he wud. I ave 2 get dat shirt for baby Wayne. He must look propa gud 4 his 2^nd birthday. Every1 wants to see W on his birthday. I invited every1. If David ruins baby W’s birthday I’ll be pissed. He beta call or Im guna make a propa scene at da market, he will wish he’d effin called me I tell ya now.

Tomora Im sposed to meet W’s dad Gavin at our local. I know W’s guna be famous one day, cos his dad is a well gud actor. I met him on a skul trip, he was working in da cloakroom of our theatre. He’s still der now waiting for his big chance. He ain’t got a part yet, but he’s only been working der 8 yrs. W’s guna be a propa luka 2, cos he’s got my looks, n Gavin’s acting skills.

W is going to be the next Becks, but for films.