Update; Mi Bday

I no u hav been waitin 4 details of mi big bday bash. I was absolutely plasterd beyond any recognizition. Not as bad as Bex tho, 2 many Lambrini mixers, mate! She even did a striptease during our game of Twister. Her bf was not impressed wiv da pics up on FB. She was sooooo smashed she threw up injavascript:void(0) Lez's bag, ooooooooops. What a laugh tho. Lez n me met a tru fitty, but he went home wiv Lez in da end, I was too much 4 him I fink. I did end up pullin Larry whose mi mate Garys bruv, he's alrite he is, but defo not a keeper, still lookin for mi mr. right. ;)
Da party was slamming, every1 who matterz woz der. Mi house was a right mess tho afterwards, trust. Der was even throw up dripping of da banister, SICK. My mum WOZ NOT impressed. But I woz like Mum I aint cleaning up its my bday n aint it worth it, cos it was sucha gud party. Her and Dad didnt come down, dey just stayed in der room, dey MISSED OUT on sum fun.
Its Jemmas bday next, no way will her party top mine.

Dats all 4 2nite, Trace.

MEGA BDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ello all mi fans!
It's da big day, innit!!! Finally!! xx
I'm finally the big 2 0 babes! xx
I'm getting prepared as we speak. Lez is stylin my hair she is well good at dem tight curls, her hair always looks lush, so I know I'll look buff tonight, buff and ready to pull init babes.

I wanted to look extra fit, so with the tenner my nan put in my bday card, I went for a gym sesh. Me, W, n da gurls r currently munching on Maccy d's happy meals as we get ready. The pounds are practically dropping off. Gym, kids mean (instead of super size norm) = max fitness for my big day!!!!!!! xx

Im sipping my first cocktail of the night too, Bex, made up a well nice lambrini mixer, lush bizz, she should get a job in a cocktail bar.

Shout out to all my peeps who are coming to the big event.

I bet u wannna know what Im wearing, so I'll tell u. xx

Well the theme as u no is BARBIE AND KEN. So I've got me a pink dress, pink purse, pink stilettos and some big blinging earrings, (similar to the pic). Im doing some lush makeup too, lots of pinks, lots of glitter init. Im gonna be the shining star of my bday bash. If someone tries to outshine me they're beggin 4 it. Tho I doubt any1 cud.

Anyways I gotta go party!!! Got to finish gettign ready n finish off my happy meal.

If your coming to my bday party see u there babes! If ur not, ur obs a loser.

xxxxxxx trace!

Me, Myself & I

001. What is Your Name?
Tracy Jones
002. How old are you?
19 but I'll 20 on Wednesday!
003. What is the link to your website, blog, or myspace?
http://2kewl4skul.blogspot.com
004. Height:
165 cm
005. Where do you live?
In Croydon, as u can c on my blog.
006. Do you wear a lot of makeup?
Doesn't evri1? I wouldn't leave da house without foundation, blush, mascara, eyeshadow (pink!), eyeliner, n sum lippy.
007. Piercings?
Bellybutton, ears, thinking about gettin 1 in my nose or my lip.

Your Perfect Date:
008. Age:
Anythin i can get.
009. His Body characteristics?
Like dave becks.
010. Hair color:
Dirty blond. I like dem dirrty.
011. Where would you go?
Chippy or some fancy place where they sell hamburgers with dos american wedges.
012. Is he: outgoing or shy?
Outgoing! Hes got 2 keep up wid me!
013. Would you kiss on the first date?
Errrrm, yes!
014. What about going farther than a kiss?
Probz.
015. Does he wear boxers or breifs?
Boxers, dont want to be with an utter loser.

What do you prefer
016. Pizza or pasta?
Pizza kebab.
017. Jeans or a dress?
Dress- short!
018. Abercormbie and Fitch or Urban Outfitters?
Errrrm, I can't afford any of dat. Primark 4 me!
019. Be Rich or Be Happy?
RIIIIIICH- I'm not dat dumb.
020. Shower or a Bath?
Baths r so romantic! I'm a true romantic.
021. Gym or music?
Music. F da gym.
022. Family or friends?
Friends- any day.
023. Kiss or hug?
Kiss.
024. Drugs or alcohol or none?
Alcohoooool!

Have you ever!
025. Failed a class?
Yes.... Quite a few times...
026. Ran away from home?
Yes...
027. Cursed at your parents?
Guilty.
028. Taken a dare too far? what was the dare?
Flash a bouncer.
029. Flashed someone?
Errrr yes....!!!
030. Made out?
EEEEEEH, des questions r so stupid!
031. Had a sexual experience with the same sex? What was it?
Yes! I get with my friends all the time when i go out. Da blokes love dat.

My Favorite
032. TV Show:
Emerdale. LOVE IT!
033. Clothes Store:
PRIMARK!! Classy cheap.
034. School subject:
Lunch?
035. Music Artist:
Da Ministry of Sound.
036. Song:
Dunno.
037. Food:
Kebab

Other
038. Body type (slim/medium/athletic/other)
Medium
039. bra size?
34D
040. Whats on your dresser?
Lots of stuff.
041. Do you have any siblings? How old are they?
3... 15,17,21
042. What do you wear to bed?
A sexy nighty i bought from that expensive store- H&M.
043. How old were you when you first had Sex?
14... Common age.
044. Do you beleive in ghosts?
YES! I think my house is haunted!
045. Do you have your own pc?
No, but it might as well be!

Burberry Blues…

I hear David owns da stall at the market dat has all da Burberry stuff. Cos I shagged him propa, he shud give me a discount. Dat damn slimball ain’t called me yet. He effin’ promised he wud. I ave 2 get dat shirt for baby Wayne. He must look propa gud 4 his 2^nd birthday. Every1 wants to see W on his birthday. I invited every1. If David ruins baby W’s birthday I’ll be pissed. He beta call or Im guna make a propa scene at da market, he will wish he’d effin called me I tell ya now.

Tomora Im sposed to meet W’s dad Gavin at our local. I know W’s guna be famous one day, cos his dad is a well gud actor. I met him on a skul trip, he was working in da cloakroom of our theatre. He’s still der now waiting for his big chance. He ain’t got a part yet, but he’s only been working der 8 yrs. W’s guna be a propa luka 2, cos he’s got my looks, n Gavin’s acting skills.

W is going to be the next Becks, but for films.