MEGA BDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ello all mi fans!
It's da big day, innit!!! Finally!! xx
I'm finally the big 2 0 babes! xx
I'm getting prepared as we speak. Lez is stylin my hair she is well good at dem tight curls, her hair always looks lush, so I know I'll look buff tonight, buff and ready to pull init babes.

I wanted to look extra fit, so with the tenner my nan put in my bday card, I went for a gym sesh. Me, W, n da gurls r currently munching on Maccy d's happy meals as we get ready. The pounds are practically dropping off. Gym, kids mean (instead of super size norm) = max fitness for my big day!!!!!!! xx

Im sipping my first cocktail of the night too, Bex, made up a well nice lambrini mixer, lush bizz, she should get a job in a cocktail bar.

Shout out to all my peeps who are coming to the big event.

I bet u wannna know what Im wearing, so I'll tell u. xx

Well the theme as u no is BARBIE AND KEN. So I've got me a pink dress, pink purse, pink stilettos and some big blinging earrings, (similar to the pic). Im doing some lush makeup too, lots of pinks, lots of glitter init. Im gonna be the shining star of my bday bash. If someone tries to outshine me they're beggin 4 it. Tho I doubt any1 cud.

Anyways I gotta go party!!! Got to finish gettign ready n finish off my happy meal.

If your coming to my bday party see u there babes! If ur not, ur obs a loser.

xxxxxxx trace!

Another Dream: Shattered!

2day woz not gud, it must be sed. Dem arseholes at karma sutra gave me da boot. I made 1 little mistake n I got da sack. N its W’s bday soon n I got my holiday 2 pay 4, I’m pissed I tells u.

Well it weren’t my fault, 1 of da chefs didn’t come in2 work 2day, so I was asked to help out. Dey told me 2 put some spice in sum curry, so I did. Da spices was in dis big tub, I thought it woz weird dey wanted me 2 put all dat in. Turns out chef meant one scoop full, not one tub. But how was I sposed 2 know?!

Anyways I gotta get booze n dat for our W’s bday n I still gotta get his present. Its not a party if der ain’t no Lambrini and W has 2 look propa!!

Anyways I walked by our local Sainsburys on my way home 2 see if I cud bag myself a new job. Turns out I can, my tryout is tomora, safe!

David still ain’t called yet. But my meeting with Gav went ok, he wants me back, but I said no. I’ve found a beta man now, n who knows what will be waiting for me in Myknonos. He gave me some dosh for our W’s bday n he sed he’ll be der on the big day. I got him 2 pay for me dinner n me drinks. Maxed out!

I effin hope I get dat damn job or else maybe I can flirt a bit wiv da manager!

Only The Very Best 4 My Baby

Me thinx dis shirt will look fab on W. He's almost 2 now. So it's time 4 his first Burberry shirt. I saw 1 at da market. N every1 luvs a little Burberry. W will be very handsome in it. If Kingston (Gwen Stefani's babe) can hav 1 then so should baby W. Only the very best for Kingston.

Kayleigh is coming in a couple. Lambrini madness! Must run!

Lots of Luv!

A Girlz Night Out

Ok, I finally got a day off! All had to woz to shag the restaurant owner. If I known dat earlier i wud hav dun it earlier. So i have got a babysitter and everifin. I bought myself sum Lambrini (the cherry kind, of course) and new pack of Lucky. Kayleigh is comin ova 4 drinks soon. We r going on a massive piss up dis evenin. N tomorrow I will have got all day 2 recova. As long as W isn't screamin, he is a bit moody ATM. And his daddy isn't bein much of a help now that he is seeing that slag Kim.

Hopefully I will pull tonight. Ive got my eyes laid on dis lad, David. He is quite upperclass. He even has his own flat. He isn't livin wid his parents like the rest of us. I hear he just got a new leather couch!! I'm thinkin he can be tonights drink donor, he can buy my wine spritzers. Wine spritzers are almost like champers but cheaper and they got str8 2 mi head. Safe.