Best Suprise EVA: Zeus is BACK!!!

Sorry I haven't written for awhile. BUT YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED!! NEVER, EVER!! ZEUS HE CAME. U know I said he sent dat postcard, well like a week a go he just showed up on my doorstep, I woz out, but lez let him in, what a surrrrrrprise it was.

As soon as I saw him da shagathon started. It was a propa gud 1 2. I woz l8 2 pick up W from his grandparents. W has even started callin zeus dada, he is propa gud wid kids. HES DEFO MY DREAM MAN.

Da thing is Carly keeps insisting dat him n lez r gettin it on while im at work. But dat is ridic. Shes just jealous cos her fella is no greek god like mine.

Anyways I gotta go, cos zeus is taking me n w out for dinna. He said he wants 2 get away fro mykonos n sum escort job he was doing, n start fresh in england, course i dont mind. Its a dream come true. Dats all for now.

Trace. xxxxxxxxx

P.S Im so happy bout da gud weather, cos i lurrrrve watching zeus sunbath... in his thongs. YUMMY.

FUTURE BAGLADY?!?!

Sorry for not updating sooner mates. U'll neva guess what happened. My parents kicked me out da house. Apparently dey didn't aprecate my party at all or da mess afterwards. Dey said Im a nitemare to liv with. WTF, dats well outtas. Dey also said W is spoilt and too whiney. I was like well f u mates. N now Im livin wid lez. Its well good, like propa gurls house. Accept 4 W course.

Big Barbie Birthday Bash

Dey don't know yet as in my Mum and Dad but Im holding a little bday bash at ma house for my bday on wednesday. I went down to asda today wid loraine to pick up some supplies, such as da usual, paper plates, plastic cups, lambrini, wkd (just cos its my bday) watsits and cocktail sticks. I reaaaaally want dos drink umbrellas, deyre so class.

Loraine suggested I get some beer for da lads, but I was like noo Loraine, we is ladies, we don't buy booze for gents in it. She ain't half brained sometimes. I had planned to have an Anne Summers party too, but apparently fellas aren't allowed, n I know me n da girls want some lads around, I mean it's my bday come on. Thats a reason to get laid.

So I have decided dat my bday theme will b Barbie. N my Ken shall be there. I mean Zeus is my Ken, but I will hav 2 find my English Ken wait for better.

I need to find a babysitter for W still, as I don't want to be looking after him during the big event. ;) Cos I'll be on the PULL all night long. Anyways gotta go make din dins for W, spaghetti hoops and mushy peas, YUM.

N I picked up a kebab for us to share on the way back from asda, I do like treating W.

Golf Maniac- A Classy Young Lady

Hey peeps. I had da best idea, u no dat Tiger Woods, da buff, rich golfer. Well I was reading about his affair, n I thought if I join a golf club I could meet someone just like him and get me a husband, so W can have a chnace to go to hollywood. Golf wife is da new WAG init. Der ain't no affordable golf clubs around ere, and da last one I went to kicked me out. Who do dey think they r? Better than me?!

But we ave this well good mini-golf place. Me, W and some of da girls like to hang out at der burger bar in polo shirts- compliments of primark. ;)Sometimes we even play around, at 2.50 a pop its a bit steep tho, n I prefer spending that money on chips. But we is sure some hot, rich golfer will come our way, we just has to wait n look pretty, which is where matching pink polos come in handy. I'm thinkin of gettin myself some hot pink nailpolish to match...

Plus if I has an affair with someone like Tiger I might get my photo in a magazine, da girls would be well jealous.

What were they thinking?

Grrr, I ain't half mad, Im bloody pissed, W didn't win da baby competition. He didn't even come 3rd, dem judges must be stupid as fuck. W is a looker all my m8s say so. N i know hes gonna be a star.

Dey obs don't know fittness n talent when dey see it is all i can say. Im devastated n so is Wayney, n Kayleigh she lent me da money to enter him, n placed a bet to, she was sure he was guna win.

Kay sure ain't pleased now, I dont think shes gonna come to W's party. I was like lsiten K sumone must ave bribed da judges u know our W, hes a winner, but she weren't aving any of it, ah well, if she dont come to his bday she'll be missing da event of da yr is all I can say.