Legally Blonde makes it in Croydon

Its tru what dey say! BLONDES reli do have more fun. Since Lez transfoamed me in2 a blonde ive bin having a smashing time n i fink da fellas like it 2. Ive had fellas over me like ders a magnetic pull.

On saturday we woz out on da tan, n I kissed 2 real fitties. N I woz getting more attention den lez 4 once, she werent 2 pleased, but come on im blonde. SO BE WARNED IM OUT N ABOUT N IM A BLONDE TRACEY NOW.

I ave always luved Pamela Andersson n now i am finally startin 2 look like her. Im finkin of a boob job. I reli want big boobs. Im a 32B now but i reli want 2 b a 32DD like Pam. She is such an inpiratation, sexy n smart. Men cant resist, juz like dey cant resist me. I ave to save up now 4 probz a year now. Must find a plastic surgeon NOW. Lez gave me her old money box 2 use 4 my boob job fund. NICE.

Thanks Lez ur a ledgend. Tracey.

Me = Legally Blonde?

Last night me, Lez n W had a gurly nite in, woz well gud. We watched Legally Blonde 1 n 2. Seriusly fab. Ive decided I wana b just like L. Shes sofistikated lady, n v smart 2. Im guna get Lez 2 dye my hair blonde. I fink ill get it from sainsbury, they sell dos home kits. Itl be like a real salon!!! N Im guna see bout goin to college, cos if L can do it, so can I. I didn't get all my gcses tho, but i fink it should be ok.

Wish me luck. Tonite we r gunna watch legally blonde again so we can get even more inspired, n learn from da teacher herself, L. But first dinner time, I'm finkin egg n chips, YUM. Lez is goin 4 a sandwich tho, cos shes on a new diet. Shes bin using dis new fitness dvd too, i fink it was carmen electra, dont get y she has to play i sooo f*ing louds, it distrubs me from watching da telly. she says she's gettin ready 4 da beach, hopefully we will be back in mykonos again woo.

Or maybe Ibiza, dunno yet, sumwhere bangin tho 4 sure.