Sexy Stuff

Speedo thongs r v continenal, n im a lady of da world. I liek dem european fellas, like Zeus. Only a real man's man can wear those. I want my Zeusy NOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

Zeus, if u read dis, i <3 u!!!

Me = Legally Blonde?

Last night me, Lez n W had a gurly nite in, woz well gud. We watched Legally Blonde 1 n 2. Seriusly fab. Ive decided I wana b just like L. Shes sofistikated lady, n v smart 2. Im guna get Lez 2 dye my hair blonde. I fink ill get it from sainsbury, they sell dos home kits. Itl be like a real salon!!! N Im guna see bout goin to college, cos if L can do it, so can I. I didn't get all my gcses tho, but i fink it should be ok.

Wish me luck. Tonite we r gunna watch legally blonde again so we can get even more inspired, n learn from da teacher herself, L. But first dinner time, I'm finkin egg n chips, YUM. Lez is goin 4 a sandwich tho, cos shes on a new diet. Shes bin using dis new fitness dvd too, i fink it was carmen electra, dont get y she has to play i sooo f*ing louds, it distrubs me from watching da telly. she says she's gettin ready 4 da beach, hopefully we will be back in mykonos again woo.

Or maybe Ibiza, dunno yet, sumwhere bangin tho 4 sure.

From Lez with Luv

Hey, Lez here! YEAH! Trace is letting me write da blog 2day init. ;) GOOD STUFF. IM well chuffed. Anyyyywasy yh yester da wine went a bit 2 our heads, n afta headin 2 ma local n getting more bevvies in, we ended up at walkabat. It was a FITTTTTTT night! We were trassssssssssssshed. Our trace missed work 2day do, I culled in 4 her, but her boss woz like she hungova in she, i was like nah, but he wuldnt believe. He was like hangovas aint sick days HA! JOKER. Anyyyyyways we met thesssssse well sexy scottish lads last night, phwwwwwwwwwwwoar blimey. Bit of alrite dey were. we cudlnt go back to ders do, for dis after bash dey were doin, cos w was home alone. But we got der numbas, n is gunna see dem on sat, for a date. Sumin fancy I expect, maybe italien? Anywayyyyys thanks again, FROM ME, LEZ, OOOOOH YEAH. Ave a gud night ladies n gents, oook.

I luuuuuuuuuuuuuv da piccy!Its banging!

Luv u all,

Leeeeeeeeeeeeeez

Menu: Fajitaaaaaaas & Sainsburys Basic Spanish Wine

Time 4 faaaaaaaajitaaaaaaas! Yum yum! It's Ws faaaave and mine as well. We're gunna hav it wiv sum sainsbury basic wiiiine!

Post Card from my Baby

Also I got a postcard last week, from my baby, Zeus, da english was pretty bad, but it wa basically bout how he can't live widout me, cos im da luv of his life init.

He is my greek god and i'm his english goddess. If we get married i would practicaly be greek which wud make me a greek goddess! Yeeeeeey!

If u read dis Zeus, I luv u!!!

FUTURE BAGLADY?!?!

Sorry for not updating sooner mates. U'll neva guess what happened. My parents kicked me out da house. Apparently dey didn't aprecate my party at all or da mess afterwards. Dey said Im a nitemare to liv with. WTF, dats well outtas. Dey also said W is spoilt and too whiney. I was like well f u mates. N now Im livin wid lez. Its well good, like propa gurls house. Accept 4 W course.

Update; Mi Bday

I no u hav been waitin 4 details of mi big bday bash. I was absolutely plasterd beyond any recognizition. Not as bad as Bex tho, 2 many Lambrini mixers, mate! She even did a striptease during our game of Twister. Her bf was not impressed wiv da pics up on FB. She was sooooo smashed she threw up injavascript:void(0) Lez's bag, ooooooooops. What a laugh tho. Lez n me met a tru fitty, but he went home wiv Lez in da end, I was too much 4 him I fink. I did end up pullin Larry whose mi mate Garys bruv, he's alrite he is, but defo not a keeper, still lookin for mi mr. right. ;)
Da party was slamming, every1 who matterz woz der. Mi house was a right mess tho afterwards, trust. Der was even throw up dripping of da banister, SICK. My mum WOZ NOT impressed. But I woz like Mum I aint cleaning up its my bday n aint it worth it, cos it was sucha gud party. Her and Dad didnt come down, dey just stayed in der room, dey MISSED OUT on sum fun.
Its Jemmas bday next, no way will her party top mine.

Dats all 4 2nite, Trace.