Knackered

Oh mi god! I'm sooooooooooooooooooo knackered from last night, this will be short. It was epic. I'm so hungover from all dat lambrini. Juz chillin with mi parents n W. I had a cravin 4 fish n chips n eastenders, so my Mum brought back a takeaway, n we've spent the evening in front of da tele. Perfect hangover cure.
Laterz. xx

Inspiration

Barbie Girl- Aqua



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dGcYH6Fwj8

MEGA BDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ello all mi fans!
It's da big day, innit!!! Finally!! xx
I'm finally the big 2 0 babes! xx
I'm getting prepared as we speak. Lez is stylin my hair she is well good at dem tight curls, her hair always looks lush, so I know I'll look buff tonight, buff and ready to pull init babes.

I wanted to look extra fit, so with the tenner my nan put in my bday card, I went for a gym sesh. Me, W, n da gurls r currently munching on Maccy d's happy meals as we get ready. The pounds are practically dropping off. Gym, kids mean (instead of super size norm) = max fitness for my big day!!!!!!! xx

Im sipping my first cocktail of the night too, Bex, made up a well nice lambrini mixer, lush bizz, she should get a job in a cocktail bar.

Shout out to all my peeps who are coming to the big event.

I bet u wannna know what Im wearing, so I'll tell u. xx

Well the theme as u no is BARBIE AND KEN. So I've got me a pink dress, pink purse, pink stilettos and some big blinging earrings, (similar to the pic). Im doing some lush makeup too, lots of pinks, lots of glitter init. Im gonna be the shining star of my bday bash. If someone tries to outshine me they're beggin 4 it. Tho I doubt any1 cud.

Anyways I gotta go party!!! Got to finish gettign ready n finish off my happy meal.

If your coming to my bday party see u there babes! If ur not, ur obs a loser.

xxxxxxx trace!

Big Barbie Birthday Bash

Dey don't know yet as in my Mum and Dad but Im holding a little bday bash at ma house for my bday on wednesday. I went down to asda today wid loraine to pick up some supplies, such as da usual, paper plates, plastic cups, lambrini, wkd (just cos its my bday) watsits and cocktail sticks. I reaaaaally want dos drink umbrellas, deyre so class.

Loraine suggested I get some beer for da lads, but I was like noo Loraine, we is ladies, we don't buy booze for gents in it. She ain't half brained sometimes. I had planned to have an Anne Summers party too, but apparently fellas aren't allowed, n I know me n da girls want some lads around, I mean it's my bday come on. Thats a reason to get laid.

So I have decided dat my bday theme will b Barbie. N my Ken shall be there. I mean Zeus is my Ken, but I will hav 2 find my English Ken wait for better.

I need to find a babysitter for W still, as I don't want to be looking after him during the big event. ;) Cos I'll be on the PULL all night long. Anyways gotta go make din dins for W, spaghetti hoops and mushy peas, YUM.

N I picked up a kebab for us to share on the way back from asda, I do like treating W.

Me, Myself & I

001. What is Your Name?
Tracy Jones
002. How old are you?
19 but I'll 20 on Wednesday!
003. What is the link to your website, blog, or myspace?
http://2kewl4skul.blogspot.com
004. Height:
165 cm
005. Where do you live?
In Croydon, as u can c on my blog.
006. Do you wear a lot of makeup?
Doesn't evri1? I wouldn't leave da house without foundation, blush, mascara, eyeshadow (pink!), eyeliner, n sum lippy.
007. Piercings?
Bellybutton, ears, thinking about gettin 1 in my nose or my lip.

Your Perfect Date:
008. Age:
Anythin i can get.
009. His Body characteristics?
Like dave becks.
010. Hair color:
Dirty blond. I like dem dirrty.
011. Where would you go?
Chippy or some fancy place where they sell hamburgers with dos american wedges.
012. Is he: outgoing or shy?
Outgoing! Hes got 2 keep up wid me!
013. Would you kiss on the first date?
Errrrm, yes!
014. What about going farther than a kiss?
Probz.
015. Does he wear boxers or breifs?
Boxers, dont want to be with an utter loser.

What do you prefer
016. Pizza or pasta?
Pizza kebab.
017. Jeans or a dress?
Dress- short!
018. Abercormbie and Fitch or Urban Outfitters?
Errrrm, I can't afford any of dat. Primark 4 me!
019. Be Rich or Be Happy?
RIIIIIICH- I'm not dat dumb.
020. Shower or a Bath?
Baths r so romantic! I'm a true romantic.
021. Gym or music?
Music. F da gym.
022. Family or friends?
Friends- any day.
023. Kiss or hug?
Kiss.
024. Drugs or alcohol or none?
Alcohoooool!

Have you ever!
025. Failed a class?
Yes.... Quite a few times...
026. Ran away from home?
Yes...
027. Cursed at your parents?
Guilty.
028. Taken a dare too far? what was the dare?
Flash a bouncer.
029. Flashed someone?
Errrr yes....!!!
030. Made out?
EEEEEEH, des questions r so stupid!
031. Had a sexual experience with the same sex? What was it?
Yes! I get with my friends all the time when i go out. Da blokes love dat.

My Favorite
032. TV Show:
Emerdale. LOVE IT!
033. Clothes Store:
PRIMARK!! Classy cheap.
034. School subject:
Lunch?
035. Music Artist:
Da Ministry of Sound.
036. Song:
Dunno.
037. Food:
Kebab

Other
038. Body type (slim/medium/athletic/other)
Medium
039. bra size?
34D
040. Whats on your dresser?
Lots of stuff.
041. Do you have any siblings? How old are they?
3... 15,17,21
042. What do you wear to bed?
A sexy nighty i bought from that expensive store- H&M.
043. How old were you when you first had Sex?
14... Common age.
044. Do you beleive in ghosts?
YES! I think my house is haunted!
045. Do you have your own pc?
No, but it might as well be!

Golf Maniac- A Classy Young Lady

Hey peeps. I had da best idea, u no dat Tiger Woods, da buff, rich golfer. Well I was reading about his affair, n I thought if I join a golf club I could meet someone just like him and get me a husband, so W can have a chnace to go to hollywood. Golf wife is da new WAG init. Der ain't no affordable golf clubs around ere, and da last one I went to kicked me out. Who do dey think they r? Better than me?!

But we ave this well good mini-golf place. Me, W and some of da girls like to hang out at der burger bar in polo shirts- compliments of primark. ;)Sometimes we even play around, at 2.50 a pop its a bit steep tho, n I prefer spending that money on chips. But we is sure some hot, rich golfer will come our way, we just has to wait n look pretty, which is where matching pink polos come in handy. I'm thinkin of gettin myself some hot pink nailpolish to match...

Plus if I has an affair with someone like Tiger I might get my photo in a magazine, da girls would be well jealous.

F*ck them, HATERS!

Hiya evri1!
Long time, no c as dey say! I hav decided dat i dont care about what dos idiots think about me n my blog. I had 2 stop 4 a while since ppl were takin da piss out of me, W n my blog. But I hav decided dat dey r just jealous. NEways, so I hav been workin like a damn 9 to 5 girl trying to make W the next Dave Becky. It ain't goin as fast as i though, but I know we'll get der, cos W's a star init. So next week W has a show at da local Tesco. He will be modelling-of course. He is a rela locker isn't he? My little W... Oh I do LOVE him!

As far as dat "father" of his, well I tell ya he is still a total prat. Typical. He won't pay for W's entry fee in da modelling competition. N he is doin dad just 2 be a right arse. I think i mite set fire to his car or somethin. I havent decided what i'm going to do, but after, he WILL pay for W's entry fee.

Dads all for now.

Trace